You're Not Old
You're Not Old is a hoops&yoyo greeting card with sound made for birthdays.
Card visual
Front: "NO, NO, NO, YOU'RE NOT OLD!" with Piddles, Hoops, and Yoyo.
Inside: "you're WAAAAY younger than lots of things! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WHIPPERSNAPPER!" with Hoops saying "there's rocks... and planets...", Yoyo saying "wait, i gotta think.", and Piddles.
Back: Hoops blowing a party blower, Yoyo holding a present, and Piddles jumping for joy.
Card sound
Hoops: "Aww, you're not old, you're not that old!"
Yoyo: "No, there's a lot of things older than you."
Hoops: "Ah, there's a ton of things, red wood trees."
Yoyo: "Rocks."
Hoops: "Most of the planets!"
Yoyo: "Did you say Napoleon?"
Hoops: "Napoleon. You're younger than Napoleon."
Yoyo: "yes!"
Hoops: "You're younger than Napoleon."
Yoyo: "Yeah,"
Hoops "Yeah, compared to him you're an infant, a baby!" *mocking a baby crying*
Yoyo: We can go on, and on, and on!"
Hoops: "Yeah, but let's just say,"
Both: "Happy Birthday!"
Hoops: "Ya' young whippersnapper!!"
Yoyo: "HoHoooo!"
Goofs
- In newest printed copies of this card, Hoops is missing his tail at the front of the card.
Trivia
- Hoops had a different pose when this card came out.
- This greeting card has a soundless Expressions variant.
Gallery
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Inside of the card (Square Variant)
