Happy Birthday By Text Message

The card itself.

Happy Birthday By Text Message is a hoops&yoyo greeting card with sound made for birthdays.

Card visual

Front: "WE HEARD SOMEONE WISHED YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY BY TEXT MESSAGE!" with Yoyo and Piddles standing in a yellow background, with Hoops standing in a purple background saying "THIS IS SHOCKING! TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE! AND..." while holding a cellphone(?) with a cake on the screen.

Inside: "SOOOOOO LAME!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! (SINCERELY)" with Yoyo, Hoops, and Piddles standing in a yellow background, with Yoyo saying "MAKES US LOOK PRETTY GOOD THOUGH, RIGHT?" and Piddles saying "YEAH, THANKS LAME-O PERSON!"

Back: Yoyo saying "HEY, IT'S HARDER THAN IT LOOKS!" while holding a cellphone(?) and a sandwich.

Card sound

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Both: "Lame-O!"

Hoops: "You deserve so much better than that!"

Yoyo: "Oh my goodness, yes!"

Hoops: "(???) it takes a person like 10 seconds to send you a message, while eating a hoagie on the bun?"

Yoyo: "I mean it's great (???), hold a hoagie in one hand, and text with the other, but-"

Hoops: *Hoops singing the Entrance of the Gladiators* "But it's lacking in sincerity!"

Yoyo: "Sincerity!"

Hoops: "This lacks sincerity."

Yoyo: "Very much."

Hoops: "(???) Sincerely..."

Both: "Happy Birthday!"

Yoyo: "Oh, that's so sincere."

Gallery

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  Card cover
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  Inside of the card
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  Back of the card