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[Hoops]]: Sometimes, people i'm eating try to get away, what do i call them? | [[Hoops]]: Sometimes, people i'm eating try to get away, what do i call them? | ||
[[Yoyo]]: What DO you call them? | [[Yoyo]]: What DO you call them? | ||
[Hoops]]: Fast food! | [[Hoops]]: Fast food! | ||
Both: Ohhahohohoho, Hahahaha! ohoh! | Both: Ohhahohohoho, Hahahaha! ohoh! | ||
Revision as of 22:11, 26 December 2025
If We Were Zombies is an E-Card about zombie jokes and for Halloween. There's a total of 7 jokes.
Details
- Estimated Release Date: October 2011 [2]
- Holiday/Event: Halloween
- Character(s) Featured: Hoops, Yoyo
- Lost Media Status: Partially Found, SWF missing
- eCard ID/Filename: npz6510.swf
Transcript
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Yoyo: If we were zombies, we could tell you zombie jokes! Hoops: Yeah, really funny ones if... |
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Yoyo: If! Hoops: If we were zombies. Yoyo: If only, if yeah. If we were dead people... Hoops: Dead, dead walking people Yoyo: Dead walking people Hoops: Brain eaters. Yoyo: we would tell zombie jokes. Hoops: But we're not. Yoyo: Noooooo! Hoops: Thaaank goodness! That's no way to go through life. Noooo. Yoyo: Oooohooooh..... When clicking on the tombstone button Lighting strikes, Hoops and Yoyo turn into zombies Both: ooooooooogh.... Hoops: click spider.... Yoyo: any spider will work.... Hoops: Click spider! Yoyo: Hurry... but we, we might, we might expire! Yoyo: ohohohhhhh.... Hoops: oh nooooo... like that could happen... Hoops and Yoyo: Ohohohohohohh... Hoops: come on, make up your mind... Both: Oh, mind... brains... hungry... Clicking on the first joke button: Lighting strikes Yoyo: What did the zombie eat after his teeth taken out... Hoops: what did he eat? Yoyo: He ate the dentist! Both: OOOOOhohohohohhhhh.... Yoyo: Poor dentist! Hoops: You'll be gone dentist! Clicking on the second joke button: Lighting strikes Hoops: What is the zombie's favorite shampoo? Yoyo: I do not know! Hoops: Head and shoulders! Both: OOOOOhohohohohhhhh.... Hoops: If he ever shower. Yoyo: OOOOOhohohohohhhhh.... Clicking on the third joke button: Lighting strikes Yoyo: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? Hoops: I don't know, do they? Yoyo: No, they eat fingers separately! Both: OOOOOhohohohohhhhh.... Hoops: Funny! Yoyo: Zombie joke! Hoops: Hohoh.... Yoyo: Haha... Clicking on the fourth joke button: Lighting strikes Hoops: Why do not zombies eat clowns? Yoyo: Why... Hoops: Cuz they taste funny... Both: OOohohhhhaha!.... 'Clicking on the fifth joke button: Lighting strikes Yoyo: Why do zombies like igloos... Hoops: Why... Yoyo: Cuz they are crunchy outside, and creamy in the inside! Both: ooohahaha, OOOohhhhaha!.... Hoops: That zombie frozen food! Yoyo: Ohhh, poor little eskimos... Both: Hahahahaha! Hoops: They get brain freezed! Hahaha! Clicking on the sixth joke button: Lighting strikes Hoops: What do zombies call cubicle? Yoyo: I dont know... Hoops: Munchbox! Both: Ohhahahahahaha, OOOohhhhaha!.... Clicking on the last joke button: Lighting strikes Hoops: Sometimes, people i'm eating try to get away, what do i call them? Yoyo: What DO you call them? Hoops: Fast food! Both: Ohhahohohoho, Hahahaha! ohoh! |
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Trivia
- The joke "Why do zombies do not eat clowns" gets referenced in Haunted Halloween special.
Gallery
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![2011 Icon[3]](/w/images/thumb/0/04/IWWZECardIcon.jpg/128px-IWWZECardIcon.jpg)
2011 Icon[3]
![2011 Icon[3]](/wiki/File:IWWZECardIcon.jpg)
