You're Not Old

The card itself.

You're Not Old is a hoops&yoyo greeting card with sound made for birthdays.

Card visual

Front: "NO, NO, NO, YOU'RE NOT OLD!" with Piddles, Hoops, and Yoyo.

Inside: "you're WAAAAY younger than lots of things! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WHIPPERSNAPPER!" with Hoops saying "there's rocks... and planets...", Yoyo saying "wait, i gotta think.", and Piddles.

Back: Hoops blowing a party blower, Yoyo holding a present, and Piddles jumping for joy.

Card sound

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Hoops: "Aww, you're not old, you're not that old!"

Yoyo: "No, there's a lot of things older than you."

Hoops: "Ah, there's a ton of things, red wood trees."

Yoyo: "Rocks."

Hoops: "Most of the planets!"

Yoyo: "Did you say Napoleon?"

Hoops: "Napoleon. You're younger than Napoleon."

Yoyo: "yes!"

Hoops: "You're younger than Napoleon."

Yoyo: "Yeah,"

Hoops "Yeah, compared to him you're an infant, a baby!" *mocking a baby crying*

Yoyo: We can go on, and on, and on!"

Hoops: "Yeah, but let's just say,"

Both: "Happy Birthday!"

Hoops: "Ya' young whippersnapper!!"

Yoyo: "HoHoooo!"

Goofs

• In newest printed copies of this card, Hoops is missing his tail at the front of the card.

Trivia

• Hoops had a different pose when this card came out.
• This greeting card has a soundless Expressions variant.

Gallery

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  Card cover
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  Inside of the card
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  Back of the card
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  Inside of the card (Square Variant)
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  Card Display/Divider (2021-2022)