Campfire Stories, Part 3

Campfire Stories, Part 3 is the final part of the Littlelife series, Campfire Stories. This article is in a work in progress.

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Hoops: Do you guys remember the story? Yoyo: Yep - no! [laughs] Hoops: Okay. Yoyo: Recap recap recap! Hoops: All right all right Yoyo: Go! Hoops: Okay, big giant marshmallow struck by lighting... Yoyo: Yes! Hoops: Couple's unaware and go to sleep, he grows bigger bigger bigger and bigger, he steps on a twig and they go, OH MY GOD! and they get their pair of crackers and the chocolate and they run down on a street and they chase em and they chase em and they chase em into a city up a building and now they're at the top of the building, and they're wondering what to do. Ooooh! good recap! Hoops: Yeah. okay what happens next? Ending ending we want an ending! Everyone: Dun dun dun dun!!! dun dun! Yoyo: try again Everyone: Dun dun dun dun!!! Hoops: im getting tired of it Yoyo: okay Piddles: What happended? Hoops:settle down please! Yoyo: settled [laughs] Hoops: With nothing left to do; they became friends. Yoyo: Whaaat? Piddles: are you sure? Hoops: I'ts the Hallmark ending! Yoyo: i don't like it! Piddles: i dont think so! Yoyo: Ending ending we want a better ending! Hoops: The better ending! Yoyo: okay we're ready! Hoops: so the marshmallow got struck by lighting AGAIN!! Yoyo and Piddles:man! wow! Hoops: What are the odds? Yoyo: Not very good! Hoops: You're right! [both laughs] Hoops: and he began to grow, and grow! and become even more eevil-er and malicious-er! Yoyo: That's one big marshmallow! Hoops: Yes, and the couple tought: lets grab onto him! Yoyo: [laughs] Hoops: they grabbed him and floated into space. Yoyo: Like a balloon? Hoops: like a ballooon! Yoyo: oh my goodness! Hoops: it was something to see Yoyo: this is better than Hallmark. Hoops: they can see it from space! cut from the space! Yoyo: cut to space! Yoyo: HOLY COW! Hoops: you can see it from space! Yoyo: oh man! Hoops: BIG WHITE THING! [laughs] And the astronauts are like: BUT NICK! WHAT IS THAT THING I SEE! Yoyo: They are gonna have a hard time landing their ship man! Hoops: oh, they're gonna have a hard time explaining this in their space log! Hoops: but on a clear night you can still see them floating in space! just look through this thing: [laughs] oh here they are! Piddles: can i see? Yoyo: they are right next to the Big Dipper Everyone:[dissapointed noises] Hoops: they seem happy, alright, all of the bed you two. Piddles: Wait a minute, are there more big marshmallows out there? Hoops: [meanincingly laugh noises] Piddles: Don't scare me like that! Yoyo: And i hear something? Piddles: What? Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAH!!