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[[File:IWWZECARD.png|thumb|The e-card<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os-NZ9Zyjn4</ref>]] | [[File:IWWZECARD.png|thumb|The e-card<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os-NZ9Zyjn4</ref>]] | ||
'''If We Were Zombies''' is an [[E-Card]] about zombie jokes and for Halloween. There's a total of 7 jokes. | '''If We Were Zombies''' is an [[E-Card]] about zombie jokes and for Halloween. There's a total of 7 jokes. | ||
==Details== | |||
*'''Estimated Release Date:''' October 2011 <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20130603063955*/http://www.hallmark.com/products/halloween/ecards/if-we-were-zombies-npz6510_DK/</ref> | |||
*'''Holiday/Event:''' Halloween | |||
*'''Character(s) Featured:''' [[Hoops]], [[Yoyo]] | |||
*'''Lost Media Status:''' Partially Found, SWF missing | |||
*'''eCard ID/Filename:''' npz6510.swf | |||
==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
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[[Yoyo]]: If we were zombies, we could tell you zombie jokes! | [[Yoyo]]: If we were zombies, we could tell you zombie jokes! | ||
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[[Yoyo]]: Oooohooooh..... | [[Yoyo]]: Oooohooooh..... | ||
'''When clicking on the tombstone button''' | |||
''Lighting strikes, [[Hoops]] and [[Yoyo]] turn into zombies'' | |||
Both: ooooooooogh.... | Both: ooooooooogh.... | ||
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Both: Oh, mind... brains... hungry... | Both: Oh, mind... brains... hungry... | ||
'''Clicking on the first joke button:''' | |||
''Lighting strikes'' | |||
[[Yoyo]]: What did the zombie eat after his teeth taken out... | [[Yoyo]]: What did the zombie eat after his teeth taken out... | ||
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[[Hoops]]: You'll be gone dentist! | [[Hoops]]: You'll be gone dentist! | ||
'''Clicking on the second joke button:''' | |||
''Lighting strikes'' | |||
[[Hoops]]: What is the zombie's favorite shampoo? | [[Hoops]]: What is the zombie's favorite shampoo? | ||
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[[Yoyo]]: OOOOOhohohohohhhhh.... | [[Yoyo]]: OOOOOhohohohohhhhh.... | ||
'''Clicking on the third joke button:''' | |||
''Lighting strikes'' | |||
[[Yoyo]]: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? | [[Yoyo]]: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? | ||
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[[Yoyo]]: Haha... | [[Yoyo]]: Haha... | ||
'''Clicking on the fourth joke button:''' | |||
''Lighting strikes'' | |||
[[Hoops]]: Why do not zombies eat clowns? | [[Hoops]]: Why do not zombies eat clowns? | ||
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Both: OOohohhhhaha!.... | Both: OOohohhhhaha!.... | ||
'''Clicking on the fifth joke button:'' | |||
''Lighting strikes'' | |||
[[Yoyo]]: Why do zombies like igloos... | [[Yoyo]]: Why do zombies like igloos... | ||
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[[Hoops]]: They get brain freezed! Hahaha! | [[Hoops]]: They get brain freezed! Hahaha! | ||
'''Clicking on the sixth joke button:''' | |||
''Lighting strikes'' | |||
[[Hoops]]: What do zombies call cubicle? | [[Hoops]]: What do zombies call cubicle? | ||
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Both: Ohhahahahahaha, OOOohhhhaha!.... | Both: Ohhahahahahaha, OOOohhhhaha!.... | ||
'''Clicking on the last joke button:''' | |||
''Lighting strikes'' | |||
[Hoops]]: Sometimes, people i'm eating try to get away, what do i call them? | [[Hoops]]: Sometimes, people i'm eating try to get away, what do i call them? | ||
[[Yoyo]]: What DO you call them? | [[Yoyo]]: What DO you call them? | ||
[Hoops]]: Fast food! | [[Hoops]]: Fast food! | ||
Both: Ohhahohohoho, Hahahaha! ohoh! | Both: Ohhahohohoho, Hahahaha! ohoh! | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
*The joke "Why do zombies do not eat clowns" gets referenced in [[Haunted Halloween]] special. | *The joke "Why do zombies do not eat clowns" gets referenced in [[Haunted Halloween]] special. | ||
==Gallery== | |||
<gallery widths="128" heights="128"> | |||
File:IWWZECardIcon.jpg|2011 Icon<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20120624151150im_/http://content.hallmark.com//ecards/products/images/npz6510_LG.jpg</ref> | |||
</gallery> | |||
==References== | ==References== | ||
[[Category:E-Cards]][[Category:Halloween]] | [[Category:E-Cards]][[Category:Halloween]] | ||
Latest revision as of 22:12, 26 December 2025
If We Were Zombies is an E-Card about zombie jokes and for Halloween. There's a total of 7 jokes.
Details
- Estimated Release Date: October 2011 [2]
- Holiday/Event: Halloween
- Character(s) Featured: Hoops, Yoyo
- Lost Media Status: Partially Found, SWF missing
- eCard ID/Filename: npz6510.swf
Transcript
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Yoyo: If we were zombies, we could tell you zombie jokes! Hoops: Yeah, really funny ones if... Yoyo: If! Hoops: If we were zombies. Yoyo: If only, if yeah. If we were dead people... Hoops: Dead, dead walking people Yoyo: Dead walking people Hoops: Brain eaters. Yoyo: we would tell zombie jokes. Hoops: But we're not. Yoyo: Noooooo! Hoops: Thaaank goodness! That's no way to go through life. Noooo. Yoyo: Oooohooooh..... When clicking on the tombstone button Lighting strikes, Hoops and Yoyo turn into zombies Both: ooooooooogh.... Hoops: click spider.... Yoyo: any spider will work.... Hoops: Click spider! Yoyo: Hurry... but we, we might, we might expire! Yoyo: ohohohhhhh.... Hoops: oh nooooo... like that could happen... Hoops and Yoyo: Ohohohohohohh... Hoops: come on, make up your mind... Both: Oh, mind... brains... hungry... Clicking on the first joke button: Lighting strikes Yoyo: What did the zombie eat after his teeth taken out... Hoops: what did he eat? Yoyo: He ate the dentist! Both: OOOOOhohohohohhhhh.... Yoyo: Poor dentist! Hoops: You'll be gone dentist! Clicking on the second joke button: Lighting strikes Hoops: What is the zombie's favorite shampoo? Yoyo: I do not know! Hoops: Head and shoulders! Both: OOOOOhohohohohhhhh.... Hoops: If he ever shower. Yoyo: OOOOOhohohohohhhhh.... Clicking on the third joke button: Lighting strikes Yoyo: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? Hoops: I don't know, do they? Yoyo: No, they eat fingers separately! Both: OOOOOhohohohohhhhh.... Hoops: Funny! Yoyo: Zombie joke! Hoops: Hohoh.... Yoyo: Haha... Clicking on the fourth joke button: Lighting strikes Hoops: Why do not zombies eat clowns? Yoyo: Why... Hoops: Cuz they taste funny... Both: OOohohhhhaha!.... 'Clicking on the fifth joke button: Lighting strikes Yoyo: Why do zombies like igloos... Hoops: Why... Yoyo: Cuz they are crunchy outside, and creamy in the inside! Both: ooohahaha, OOOohhhhaha!.... Hoops: That zombie frozen food! Yoyo: Ohhh, poor little eskimos... Both: Hahahahaha! Hoops: They get brain freezed! Hahaha! Clicking on the sixth joke button: Lighting strikes Hoops: What do zombies call cubicle? Yoyo: I dont know... Hoops: Munchbox! Both: Ohhahahahahaha, OOOohhhhaha!.... Clicking on the last joke button: Lighting strikes Hoops: Sometimes, people i'm eating try to get away, what do i call them? Yoyo: What DO you call them? Hoops: Fast food! Both: Ohhahohohoho, Hahahaha! ohoh! |
Trivia
- The joke "Why do zombies do not eat clowns" gets referenced in Haunted Halloween special.
Gallery
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![2011 Icon[3]](/w/images/thumb/0/04/IWWZECardIcon.jpg/128px-IWWZECardIcon.jpg)
2011 Icon[3]
![2011 Icon[3]](/wiki/File:IWWZECardIcon.jpg)
