Beware The Poop Deck!
Beware The Poop Deck! is a hoops&yoyo greeting card with sound made for birthdays.
Card visual
Front: "AHOY, BIRTHDAY MATEY! We be ceasin' all arrrr piratey activities today in yourrrr honorrrr." with Bluebird flying, Hoops wearing a eyepatch, Yoyo wearing a red bandana, and Piddles wearing a wearing a pirate hat and mopping the floor.
Inside: "So we can be treatin' you like the treasure that you arrrr! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YE!" with Yoyo, Piddles, and Hoops around a tresuare chest full of coins and gems, with Piddles saying "beware the poop deck!"
Back: Hoops saying "me eye likes the looks of ye."
Card sound
Hoops: "We're not gonna swab the poop deck!"
Yoyo: "Not on your birthday matey!"
Hoops: "We're not gonna hoist the mizzenmast!"
Yoyo: "Not on your birthday!"
Hoops: "We're not gonna walk the plank, bury treasure or keep our powder dry."
Yoyo: "Not on your birthday!"
Hoops: *laughing* "But we are gonna shiver me timbers!"
Yoyo: "Yeah."
Hoops: "Cause that's just plain fun, Shiverrrrr me timbers!"
Yoyo: *laughing* "It's fun to say!"
Both: "Shiver me timbers!"
Hoops: "And we ain't gonna get scurvy neither because we may (???)"
Yoyo: "Ohhh."
Hoops: *laughing*
Yoyo: "Dirty."
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